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☽ The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. ☾

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

thewaltzingdead:

#she is so good for him


bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

herhmione:

it pisses me off how writing doesn’t get people money unless they’re like jk rowling like writing books should be one of the highest paying jobs in the world that shit is hard

i bet that open heart surgeries are harder

Open heart surgeries can be taught. You can’t teach a person a world that no one else has created.

you won this time. 

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blameitonthesilence:

#this will forever be one of my favorite things sam has said


Apr 24th at 5PM / via: joepowe / op: iamnevertheone / 227,930 notes

makeyoufold:

moriar-t-e-a:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit


Apr 24th at 5PM / via: lizthefangirl / op: kristenwiiggle / 306,451 notes

lifewasted:

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

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imbibecopiousquantities:

Green Screen gifs


Apr 24th at 5PM / via: joepowe / op: supernintendogs / 359,197 notes

fuck-you-5sauce:

throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

ur just jealous you don’t have underwear to match


Apr 24th at 5PM / via: cutiepiewhy / op: lmccoys / 10,779 notes

Have you given any thought to what your fan’s nicknames are going to be? (x)


Apr 24th at 5PM / via: unmarvel / op: eros-turannos / 147,515 notes
ale-stuffs:


#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.
  #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him  
#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY


#spoilers: the stripper is loki


SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E




artist here (x)

ale-stuffs:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E

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artist here (x)


Apr 24th at 5PM / via: joepowe / op: beben-eleben / 8,389 notes

beben-eleben:

Pets who love or hate their bath time


barnesbartonbanner:

[thor voice] SAM, SON OF WIL


Apr 24th at 5PM / via: awesomehaddythings / op: dutchster / 529,561 notes

Apr 24th at 4PM / via: joepowe / op: janetthechin / 81,287 notes

janetthechin:

Dramatic chinchilla is dramatic