Welcome to oblivion

decimdingus:

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

fillmewithwonder:

chuzzus:

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

Damn I feel old

berrystumpytail:

saltyandsadpotato:

berrystumpytail:

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

chibigaia-art:

spider noir is confused™

I really love these three y_y <3

cocomegannn:

big ol’ lovely large furry big ass beautiful man

savagry:

TOO MANY!!!!!

oui-ladybug:

You fools are all about to get ROASTED! 

teashoesandhair:

hobbitsetal:

why-try-whenyoucanhavecookies:

trajans:

nefertitie:

nefertitie:

did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually terrible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class

this wasn’t little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit

me as demeter

some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds):

athena: ‘im the goddess of wisdom but you don’t notice me telling everyone. i’m too smart for that’

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aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again?

athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling

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athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help

aphrodite: he’ll never agree, he’s such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im so angry)

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demeter: hades wont pick up. he’s too busy torturing the dead in tartarus

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hades: i can’t undo the laws of death. just think of the paperwork.

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aphrodite: the humidity is messing up my hair. it’s getting all frizzy

athena: is that all you care about?

aphrodite: no, it’s also messing up my dress

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demeter: it’s so dark, and there aren’t any trees or flowers

hades: what do we need trees for, everybody’s dead

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paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn’t that right, achilles?

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(hades enters)

paris: who are you? do we know you?

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achilles: im mighty achilles

odysseus: im wily odysseus

paris: and im hungry paris

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kronos: i really am awesome, aren’t i

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aeton: one wrong move and you’re history

odysseus: fool! we already are history!

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demeter: where are those mortals? i left them right there.

athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you’ve lost someone.

I suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college.

@teashoesandhair

These are funnier than literally any retelling I have ever done and I’m not even mad about it.

slimy:

lumnch:

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

wii-demo:

tarzanforps1:

unorthodoxchronicles:

twin-gemiinii:

trohmosexual:

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that. xD

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

This is equivalent to a news station cutting to a technical maintenance screen just before someone dies

trevenant:

me after experiencing the entire range of human emotion in under an hour