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☽ The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. ☾

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."



galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped

galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped


Jul 24th at 3AM / via: overlordlucifer / op: everets / 255,502 notes
jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun


My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

Jul 24th at 3AM / via: overlordlucifer / op: hangthecode / 122,297 notes

hangthecode:

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Jul 24th at 3AM / via: australiansanta / op: hockeyshorts / 576,086 notes
hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon


Jul 24th at 3AM / via: radicalravenclaw / op: elegancea / 149,719 notes

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 


Jul 24th at 3AM / via: vanconcastiel / op: ed-pool / 9,100 notes

yungtapatio:

Actors revisit their famous movie roles


Jul 24th at 3AM / via: crrocs / op: floozys / 241,378 notes

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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Jul 24th at 3AM / via: crrocs / op: kiransingh / 168,138 notes

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


Jul 24th at 3AM / via: radicalravenclaw / op: phototoartguy / 145,953 notes

fakehouseresidentt:

phototoartguy:

The adorable and unlikely friendship between a fox and a dog that’s being turned into a children’s fairytale book

Photographer Torgeir Berge

Oh no.


mishasminions:

ink-n-severedties:

toteardown:

cratenculture:

One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.

Always reblog.

Wow

THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN


Jul 24th at 3AM / via: radicalravenclaw / op: frenums / 122,736 notes

Jul 24th at 3AM / via: 0utbox / op: gay8 / 1,240,745 notes

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan


captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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