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☽ The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. ☾

zerokidlink:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was on a video call to my friends and I was feeling pretty tired so I told them that I was going to hang up so I could go and take a nap and then they all stared at me and in unison said, “You can’t go to sleep if you haven’t woken up yet,” and then I was viscerally thrown into the waking world in a cold sweat.

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essence-of-nature:

When two waves collide at the perfect time of day


coralstudiies:

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hello guys im overseas and aHHH IM DYING ON THE BUS


adeepeningdig:

vmohlere:

radarsteddybear:

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LOOK WHO FINALLY FOUND HERSELF A HANUKKAH SWEATER!!!

HOLY MACKEREL THIS IS AWESOME

I WAS AT A HANUKKAH PARTY ON TUESDAY AND SOMEONE WAS WEARING THIS SWEATER WITH THE APPROPRIATE NUMBER OF CANDLES “LIT” AND IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER


oeblaze:
“ ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:
“ The Eyes of God. Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria
Here it is at night.
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Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.
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oeblaze:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

The Eyes of God. Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria

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Here it is at night.

Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.


Dec 5th at 3AM / via: overlordlucifer / op: thedailyshow / 199,388 notes

Dec 5th at 3AM / via: overlordlucifer / op: patterbay / 281,210 notes

wolfsrainrules:

the-mamishka:

aprillikesthings:

jitterbugjive:

patterbay:

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

When they say ‘slight exaggerated’ they aren’t kidding. Here, just look to see that these are real honest to god places:

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Yeah. That shit’s all REAL. You guys think the video’s amazing, check out the real deal.

I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE DID THIS POST 

This is so beautiful, it brought tears to me eyes! I heard about this advertisement while I was at NWC, but I forgot to look it up. So lovely!

…..I apparently NEED TO GO VISIT–


Dec 5th at 3AM / via: who-even-knows-man / op: pumpkinylink / 225,593 notes

pumpkin-kitty-kat:

pumpkin-kitty-kat:

The rest of the world: So… you’re a big country?

The states, standing on each other’s shoulders: Y- yes,,,

pumpkin-kitty-kat:

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”


Dec 5th at 3AM / via: the-best-of-funny / op: lamignonette / 235,427 notes
221cbakerstreet:
“ setbabiesonfire:
“This is what I’m here for
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No matter the species……. mama is Comfy
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221cbakerstreet:

setbabiesonfire:

This is what I’m here for

No matter the species……. mama is Comfy


Dec 5th at 3AM / via: the-best-of-funny / op: pi-la / 12,410 notes

Jul 19th at 1AM / via: bryannnne / op: sanesparza / 2,928 notes

sanesparza:

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Messy


Jul 19th at 1AM / via: bryannnne / op: sanesparza / 14,129 notes

sanesparza:

TOY STORY logic


retrogamingblog:

Japanese Linocut Pokemon Artwork made by TheBeardedGoldfish


purifyrot:

teaboot:

carefulpyromancer:

somewhatgreatexpectations:

naked-mahariel:

zeplerfer:

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

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but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

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So… Theoretically… I could yerd a whipjack for letting my unlingable balbriggan end up in a roddikin

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Jul 6th at 3AM / via: actualcandyforducks / op: speremint / 42,979 notes

lynati:

speremint:

You ever just draw something so stupid and be like… I have a degree in comics… and this is what I do with it…

insp

…Delighting every person who sees it, and impressing us all with your linework and shading?